I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize