Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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