Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Randomize
