Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You need Xanax blowdarts
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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