I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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