i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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