so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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