Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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