i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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