my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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