watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Randomize
