She said her name was "party"
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
false alarm, still single
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