no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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