My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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