I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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