On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Mom said you looked used
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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