Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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