we're blogging at a bar
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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