Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
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