Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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