Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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