The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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