That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
