Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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