Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
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