Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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