thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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