Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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