i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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