just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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