you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
we should paint friendship bongs
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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