how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
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