What did we do last night that was yellow?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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