I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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