I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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