We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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