I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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