he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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