her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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