i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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