Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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