rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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