I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
As shirtless as possible
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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