Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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