he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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