My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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