We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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