Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Randomize
