quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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