good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
ok first of all what the fuck
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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