HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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