I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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