: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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