i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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