On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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