right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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