i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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